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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi)


smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud)


european:

ordering food is so stressful

I dont think you have the place to tell people not to be offended by racism, considering your white...

thottest:

punk-roque:

yeah because white racism never happens

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pemsylvania:

One time I laughed so hard at someone throwing up I threw up

(Source: pemsylvania)


odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers


slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 


clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of